Two Loonies & a U-Haul

Posted 17 September, 2014 by carolmaloneyscott in News / 0 Comments
Two Loonies & a U-Haul

No, those are not homicidal maniacs. The police were not called – and they surely don’t let you have weapons in mug shots. Even the paper towel “doo rag” is not very realistic, particularly on a 51 year old suburban engineer who is just trying to get through MOVING DAY! (I think he was actually […]

Dixie’s Diary – Day Two

Posted 28 August, 2014 by carolmaloneyscott in Dixie's Diary / 1 Comment
Dixie’s Diary – Day Two

“Good morning, little Dixie. Let’s go make a pee pee!” “Yeah, why don’t you go make a pee pee?” I love Mommy, but when she sticks her big head in my crate in the morning and takes off my nice warm blanket – that I worked to get PERFECTLY wrapped around my body – I […]

Fear Is a Big Jerk

Posted 25 August, 2014 by carolmaloneyscott in News / 0 Comments
Fear Is a Big Jerk

At 46 I am past my childbearing years, especially since I had a hysterectomy almost 4 years ago. That lack of uterus is the pesky detail that slammed the door shut on any further adventures in that arena. Many women would be devastated by an earlier than typical hysterectomy, but at the time my son […]

Dixie’s Diary – Day One

Posted 18 August, 2014 by carolmaloneyscott in Dixie's Diary / 0 Comments
Dixie’s Diary – Day One

“Hey you! Hey! Hey! Get out of my cul-de-sac! Hey, you don’t belong… damn idiots! No Mommy, I don’t want to go in the backyard – I need to tell that guy – ” People are so annoying! They don’t understand me. Not even my Mommy. I was trying to tell that stupid guy about […]

Birthing a Book

Posted 6 August, 2014 by carolmaloneyscott in News / 0 Comments

My baby is live in the Kindle store! It’s not pink or blue, but teal and red, and it’s not exactly cute, but to me it’s the most beautiful book on Amazon.com.  Writing a book, and getting it out into the world is truly a labor of love. Emphasizing the labor part. It’s an […]

Coming Soon – Dixie’s Diary

Posted 6 August, 2014 by carolmaloneyscott in Dixie's Diary / 0 Comments
Coming Soon – Dixie’s Diary

Are you wondering what is going on in that silly wiener dog head? Dixie, the main (and only) canine star of “There Are No Men” is sharpening her computer skills so that she can bring you her diary! She is tired of the humans giving their perspective on her thoughts (she is NOT silly!), and […]

Virtual Chickens are Everywhere

Posted 24 July, 2014 by carolmaloneyscott in News / 3 Comments

Has anyone ever graced you with the proverbial saying – “don’t count your chickens before they hatch?” I am not always the most optimistic person, but when I have put my heart and soul into something you better believe that I have faith that it will be successful, or I would never have started it […]

Who Writes a Book?

Posted 28 May, 2014 by carolmaloneyscott in News / 3 Comments

Who Writes a Book? Crazy people, that’s who. But anyone who knows me recognizes that I usually mean the word ‘crazy’ in a very positive way. Crazy as in passionate, driven, tenacious, over the top. ‘On the edge’. My energy level, which is already abnormally high, increases exponentially when I write. You know how time […]

Writer Girl Reborn

Posted 21 May, 2014 by carolmaloneyscott in News / 4 Comments

From the time I could hold a pencil and learned how to form letters I wanted to write stories. All the time. As a child I was never without a notebook and I was forever scribbling. I didn’t just complete school writing assignments – I created whole worlds and series, and even a soap opera […]