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Dixie’s Diary – Day Four

Posted September 24, 2014 by carolmaloneyscott in Dixie's Diary / 0 Comments
Dixie’s Diary – Day Four

Okay, I will get right on that, Chief! Wait, crap…I hear Mommy on the porch already. I thought she had a date. She will probably be sad and I will have to make her feel better. My jobs NEVER end. I hope she didn’t hear me…oh wait, duh! Dixie, you’re such a dummy sometimes – […]

Dixie’s Diary – Day Two

Posted August 28, 2014 by carolmaloneyscott in Dixie's Diary / 1 Comment
Dixie’s Diary – Day Two

“Good morning, little Dixie. Let’s go make a pee pee!” “Yeah, why don’t you go make a pee pee?” I love Mommy, but when she sticks her big head in my crate in the morning and takes off my nice warm blanket – that I worked to get PERFECTLY wrapped around my body – I […]