Tag: humor


Meet Claire…Star of Dazed & Divorced, Book 1 in the Rom-Com on the Edge Series

Posted 27 October, 2016 by carolmaloneyscott in Uncategorized / 0 Comments
Meet Claire…Star of Dazed & Divorced, Book 1 in the Rom-Com on the Edge Series

Meet Claire McDonald Ratzenberger. She’s thirty-five, and has been separated from her husband, Ron, for a year. She works in human resources at Bella Donna Press, a faltering publishing company in Richmond, VA –  known for cookbooks and sweet, clean romances. She dreams of doing something more meaningful, but she’s in a bit of a […]

Juggling Multiples

Posted 7 October, 2014 by carolmaloneyscott in News / 1 Comment
Juggling Multiples

No, I don’t mean babies! Or even dogs! I know there’s a reason God did not give me twins or dare I say…more? (Since I am uterus-less I can dare to say it). It was nothing short of pure mercy – more for the hypothetical children. However, I am an excellent multi-tasker. I can create […]

Dixie’s Diary – Day Four

Posted 24 September, 2014 by carolmaloneyscott in Dixie's Diary / 0 Comments
Dixie’s Diary – Day Four

Okay, I will get right on that, Chief! Wait, crap…I hear Mommy on the porch already. I thought she had a date. She will probably be sad and I will have to make her feel better. My jobs NEVER end. I hope she didn’t hear me…oh wait, duh! Dixie, you’re such a dummy sometimes – […]

Dixie’s Diary – Day Three

Posted 19 September, 2014 by carolmaloneyscott in Dixie's Diary / 0 Comments
Dixie’s Diary – Day Three

Whew…I love Mommy but I thought she’d never leave today. She was completely freaking out because the guy across the street MAY have seen her belly. How does she think bellies get rubbed? You have to SHOW them! I was all set to show mine, but NO…back in the house, dragging my little legs like […]

Dixie’s Diary – Day Two

Posted 28 August, 2014 by carolmaloneyscott in Dixie's Diary / 1 Comment
Dixie’s Diary – Day Two

“Good morning, little Dixie. Let’s go make a pee pee!” “Yeah, why don’t you go make a pee pee?” I love Mommy, but when she sticks her big head in my crate in the morning and takes off my nice warm blanket – that I worked to get PERFECTLY wrapped around my body – I […]

Dixie’s Diary – Day One

Posted 18 August, 2014 by carolmaloneyscott in Dixie's Diary / 0 Comments
Dixie’s Diary – Day One

“Hey you! Hey! Hey! Get out of my cul-de-sac! Hey, you don’t belong… damn idiots! No Mommy, I don’t want to go in the backyard – I need to tell that guy – ” People are so annoying! They don’t understand me. Not even my Mommy. I was trying to tell that stupid guy about […]

Coming Soon – Dixie’s Diary

Posted 6 August, 2014 by carolmaloneyscott in Dixie's Diary / 0 Comments
Coming Soon – Dixie’s Diary

Are you wondering what is going on in that silly wiener dog head? Dixie, the main (and only) canine star of “There Are No Men” is sharpening her computer skills so that she can bring you her diary! She is tired of the humans giving their perspective on her thoughts (she is NOT silly!), and […]