“Good morning, little Dixie. Let’s go make a pee pee!” “Yeah, why don’t you go make a pee pee?” I love Mommy, but when she sticks her big head in my crate in the morning and takes off my nice warm blanket – that I worked to get PERFECTLY wrapped around my body – I […]
“Hey you! Hey! Hey! Get out of my cul-de-sac! Hey, you don’t belong… damn idiots! No Mommy, I don’t want to go in the backyard – I need to tell that guy – ” People are so annoying! They don’t understand me. Not even my Mommy. I was trying to tell that stupid guy about […]
Are you wondering what is going on in that silly wiener dog head? Dixie, the main (and only) canine star of “There Are No Men” is sharpening her computer skills so that she can bring you her diary! She is tired of the humans giving their perspective on her thoughts (she is NOT silly!), and […]